In order to prove he's got soul, 35-year-old college student Todd Yootzee (David DuChovony) plans the student film of a lifetime. Unfortunately, his plan to simply stay on campus throughout the week while the dorms are closed gets a little hairy... especially with the Dean around to catch his every move!
Todd may not have the ambition, but he sure knows how to party! With boobs, beer, and a little bit of boobs, Todd's movie may just sweep the film festivals and let him stay in college forever... and throw the HUGEST PARTY.
Danny Glover gives a strong performance as Dean Jackson Highfire, a grumpy old fart who was recently accused of murdering his wife.
THE DENVER COUNTY CORN COBBS
Danny Glover IS Chester Nickleby. He and his barber shop quartet, the Corn Cobbs, are becoming quite a hit in their small town, when they make it big and are invited to the National Barbershop Quartet Championship in Nebraska! As they prepare to leave, Chester and his bandmates, Efrem, Schmitty, and Dillhole, are forced to take a good look at themselves, and old secrets come up that may have been best to keep quiet! Packing all their things and saying a few good byes, all of their lives are explored to show how they got to where they are... and where it's going to take them! Keep an eye out for the mind-blasting execution scene, and a cameo by Quentin Tarantino as "Rapist #18."
SKY BEAST: DAWN OF THE UNDERLORDS
In a post-apocalyptic world, land has become untouchable... festering with earth-devouring fumes and chemicals, the last humans alive live high up in the atmosphere, and over the time, the intense pressure has made them harder... tougher... stronger.
When they're not struggling to stay alive, they're keeping things as extreme as can be... 800,000 miles above the ground. Street racing has been replaced by cloud racing, and the gangs of this new society race in high-powered action jets, streaking across the sky at unsafe speeds. If they aren't testing the limits, they're shaking off a tail from the sky-cops, who are always trying to bring them down.
Its up to Chief Josiah Octane (Glover) to shut them down... for good. Little does he know, that the human population... is about to get a little smaller. A race of demons breaks free from the surface far below and, moving upward, discover the humans and begin to feed their terrible hunger. Can Josiah Octane and the sky-gangs of the future form a strong enough, if only temporary, truce, to stop the UNDERLORDS?
The reunion of Angels in the Outfield stars Glover and Joseph-Gordon Levitt will win critics over with its non stop battering ram of awesome. Levitt is gang leader Chet Jetstream, whose had a falling out with Octane in the past. Check out this scene where they meet for the first time after becoming enemies:
EXT. WINDSWEPT SKY-PLATFORM - DAY
Octane: You never were one for the rules, if I remember, Jetstream.
Jetstream: Some of us ain't got time for rules, Chief. Some of us just wanna see how far the devil'll let us go.
Jetstream lights a cigarette and looks out toward the sunset.
Octane: Well, if you’re not trying to go to hell, son... you gotta funny way of showing it.
Jetstream turns around, eyes filled with rage and the fire of a thousand suns.
Jetstream: I’m not your
Octane: I should’ve broken your spine when I had the chance.
Jetstream: You never had the chance.
Octane: Oh, I had it. I’m sure you’ll go to sleep again.
Jetstream runs at Octane, his pistol drawn. Octane draws a six foot blade off his back and assumes a combative stance. Both are screaming war cries at a constant rate.
Suddenly, a DEMON bursts up from below the platform. He’s a giant, with glowing eyes and a torso the size of a house. He levitates and fires VOLCANIC LASERS OF MAGMA out his eyes, letting loose a hideous scream. Octane flips through the air and slashes at the beast, delivering a hardy kick. It lets out a whimper and falls to the ground as the top of its body slides off the bottom and falls down into oblivion.
Another ENORMOUS DEMON pops up on the other side, closer to Jetstream. Chet cockily turns to the adversary, and is about to fire his pistol when the creature takes a swipe at him with his claw. Chet loses his step and it appears the demon has him…
CRAAAAACK. Chet pulls off a terrific dodge and lands on the claw, breaking all the demon’s fingers. Immobilized with pain, the creature screams. Chet walks away, then turns around swiftly, pointing his pistol at the demon.
Octane: NOOOOOOOO!
Chet fires on the beast. It bleeds FIERY LAVA, which spills onto the platform they are on, disintegrating it. The entire structure begins to fall, plummeting down, down, through the stratosphere.
Jetstream: YAAAAAAA!
Octane: Here we go AGAAAAAIINNNN, MOTHA FUCKAAAAAA!!!
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